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Sex is a sport – it’s a game of inches.

Hello your extraordinary sensitivity.

And I blame you.

“Why does the happy man need Facebook?” – Aristotle.

We should hope that the election of Donald Trump will finally impress upon celebrities the true extent of their political irrelevances.

Welcome to da club.

Trident has to go. It’s the dusty relic on the mantelpiece; the second watch on the wrist.

Mrs. Tory and Mr. Labour are heading for divorce. One of our parliamentary paramours has stopped trying…

Are football hooligans part of the game, or are they part of the nation?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?